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Narrated: Media Speculation on the Eagles’ Jalen Hurts Disaster

Media Speculation on the Eagles’ Jalen Hurts Disaster

Narrated: The Justin Herbert Madison Beer Factor: Everyone’s Thinking It. Nobody’s Writing It.

The Justin Herbert Madison Beer Factor: Everyone’s Thinking It. Nobody’s Writing It.

House of Glass: Why Are Troy Aikman and Joe Buck Fighting on Monday Night Football?

Narrated: Brian Flores vs. the NFL’s Racial Hiring Theater

Brian Flores vs. the NFL’s Racial Hiring Theater

Narrated: Sports Television Just isn’t for Kids Anymore

Sports Television Just isn’t for Kids Anymore

Narrated: Pat McAfee, Taylor Rooks, and the J-Word (Journalist)

Pat McAfee, Taylor Rooks, and the J-Word (Journalist)

Narrated: Why the Shane Gillis SNL Conversation is Dominated by People Who Hate Comedy

Why the Shane Gillis SNL Conversation is Dominated by People Who Hate Comedy

Narrated: Adam Schefter’s “Credibility Problem” = New Sports Insider Era

Adam Schefter’s “Credibility Problem” = New Sports Insider Era

Kat Rosenfield on the Cornell 7

Narrated: Why Does This Micromanaging NFL Nepobaby Need Media Protection?

Carlie Irsay-Gordon: Why Does This Micromanaging NFL Nepobaby Need Media Protection?

Narrated: GQ’s Bizarre, “Heated” Macklin Celebrini Profile

GQ’s Bizarre, “Heated” Macklin Celebrini Profile

Narrated: Justin Herbert Watch: Are the Chargers Trying to Unlock the Wrong Quarterback?

Justin Herbert Watch: Are the Chargers Trying to Unlock the Wrong Quarterback?

Narrated: Sports Brands Are Still Afraid Like It’s 2018

Narrated: The Backlash to the Blazers’ Braiden Bell Firing

House of Glass 2: The Athletic Wants Sophie Cunningham Out of Indiana?!

Sports Brands Are Still Afraid Like It’s 2018

The Backlash to the Blazers’ Braiden Bell Firing

Narrated: The Blazers Fired a Man for What He Tweeted at 15

The Blazers Fired a Man for What He Tweeted at 15

Narrated: A’ja Wilson and the WNBA’s Imaginary Evil Fever Fan

A’ja Wilson and the WNBA’s Imaginary Evil Fever Fan

Narrated: The NHL Is Hilariously Horny for New Fans

The NHL Is Hilariously Horny for New Fans

House of Glass Episode 1! NFL Greed and Drama Edition

Narrated: In Defense of the Sacramento Kings’ Hot Mic Women

In Defense of the Sacramento Kings’ Hot Mic Women

Narrated: The NFL’s Global Problem: They Already Have a Football

Andrew Sharp Against Domed NFL Stadiums

The NFL’s Global Problem: They Already Have a Football

Narrated: Why the Nic Cage Madden Movie Looks Terrible

The House of Strauss NFL Challenge Is Back

Why the Nic Cage Madden Movie Looks Terrible

Video Proof of Justin Herbert Being Mid

Narrated: College GameDay’s Critics Aren’t Its Audience

College GameDay’s Critics Aren’t Its Audience

Narrated: Why Joining Polymarket Might Be Good for LeBron’s Reputation

Ryan Glasspiegel on NFL Announcer Intrigue and Whether “the Sports Libs” are Back as a Force

The Troll Toll: Why Joining Polymarket Might Be Good for LeBron’s Reputation

Fasting Today

This Week Behind the Paywall

Narrated: Dan Le Batard and the Corporate Diversity Question

Dieter Kurtenbach on How the All 22 View Changes Everything You Know About Football

Dan Le Batard and the Corporate Diversity Question

Narrated: What If Screwing the Players Saves College Sports?

Freddie deBoer Talks NFL and NFL Media

Uncomfortable Possibility: What If Screwing the Players Saves College Sports?

Narrated: Australia, Please Leave Sydney Sweeney Alone

Australia, Please Leave Sydney Sweeney Alone

Narrated: Arch Manning, Holly Rowe and the AI Generation Gap

Arch Manning, Holly Rowe and the AI Generation Gap

Narrated: The Justin Herbert Problem Isn’t Just the Playoffs

The Justin Herbert Problem Isn’t Just the Playoffs

Narrated: Nike’s Terrible NBA Jerseys Show They’re Still Fighting the Customer

Nike’s Terrible NBA Jerseys Show They’re Still Fighting the Customer

Narrated: LeBron the Trend Killer

Wosny Lambre on Clipper Crime, Nike’s Fall, Selling Sex in 2026

LeBron the Trend Killer

Narrated: The LeBron James Ad and Why Polymarket is More Hated Than DraftKings

Narrated: The Seven Reasons Nobody Believes in Brock Purdy

The LeBron James Ad and Why Polymarket is More Hated Than DraftKings

The Seven Reasons Nobody Believes in Brock Purdy

Narrated: College Football Needs an Authority Figure. But How?

College Football Needs an Authority Figure. But How?

Narrated: Was Steve Ballmer Ever Good at His Job?

Was Steve Ballmer Ever Good at His Job?

Narrated: Instead of Going Soft on Steve Ballmer, the NBA Laid a Trap

Amin Elhassan on LA Clipper Judgment Day

Instead of Going Soft on Steve Ballmer, the NBA Laid a Trap

Narrated: Colin Kaepernick 10th anniversary: Police Killings Went Up and the Outrage Disappeared.

Colin Kaepernick 10th anniversary: Police Killings Went Up and the Outrage Disappeared.

Narrated: College Football Needs to Be Saved From Itself

College Football Needs to Be Saved From Itself

Rob Henderson Talks Fake 49er Daejon Love, Present Collapse

Narrated: The Fake 49ers Player Story Is Hilarious. It’s Also Dark.

The Fake 49ers Player Story Is Hilarious. It’s Also Dark.

Narrated: How to Make Money in Sports Media Without Really Trying (With a lot of Effort)

Help Me Build a Bot to Predict the US Open

How to Make Money in Sports Media Without Really Trying (With a lot of Effort)

Narrated: Callaway Good Good Backlash and the Woke 2.0 Vibe Shift

Jordan Rogers on the Golf Culture Wars

Callaway Good Good Backlash and the Woke 2.0 Vibe Shift

Ryan Glasspiegel on Horny Jed York, Good Good’s Bad Callaway ad, Enes Kanter vs. Natasha Cloud

Narrated: Why Was a Woman Smacked Down in a Callaway Commercial?

Why Was a Woman Smacked Down in a Callaway Commercial?

Narrated: Jed York’s Crime Wasn’t Paid Sex. It Was Being Gross.

Jed York’s Crime Wasn’t Paid Sex. It Was Being Gross.

Narrated: We’re Living Through Present Collapse

We’re Living Through Present Collapse

Narrated: Matt Calkins vs the Seattle Times Empathy Police

Matt Calkins vs the Seattle Times Empathy Police

Narrated: Jason Kelce Is Sending His Piss to the Data Centers?

Eric Jackson: The Mark Walter Lakers-Dodgers Financial Mystery, Explained

Jason Kelce Is Sending His Piss to the Data Centers?

Narrated: Why the NBA’s Bubble Won’t Burst

Why the NBA’s Bubble Won’t Burst

Narrated: The NBA’s New Money Problem

The NBA’s New Money Problem

Narrated: Pat McAfee Gets Criticism Captured

Pat McAfee Gets Criticism Captured

Video of Daman Rangoola (Lakers Expert) Pod

Video of Ryan Glasspiegel Pod

Narrated: Dan Orlovsky and CAA Disclosure Day

Dan Orlovsky and CAA Disclosure Day

Daman Rangoola, Lakers Expert, Does Candid Lakers Talk

Narrated: The Lakers Were Bought by Young Money and Promised to an Old Man

The Lakers Were Bought by Young Money and Promised to an Old Man

Narrated: Micah Parsons and Why We Pretend NFL Stars Matter More Than They Do

Micah Parsons and Why We Pretend NFL Stars Matter More Than They Do

Ryan Glasspiegel on Kanter, Romo, Goodell

Narrated: The Stupid Stunt That Exposed the WNBA’s Problem

The Stupid Stunt That Exposed the WNBA’s Problem

Narrated: We Pretend Baseball Stars Matter More Than They Do

We Pretend Baseball Stars Matter More Than They Do

Kat Rosenfield

Narrated: Why Adam Silver Beat Roger Goodell

Why Adam Silver Beat Roger Goodell

Narrated: Sane Thoughts on WNBA Left Wing and Right Wing Trans Sports Insanity

Sane Thoughts on WNBA Left Wing and Right Wing Trans Sports Insanity

Narrated: The 49ers’ Injury Curse Isn’t the Substation

The 49ers’ Injury Curse Isn’t the Substation

Spike Eskin vs. Bronsexuals: The Video

Narrated: Aaron Rodgers Won’t Let Covid Go. Should He?

Aaron Rodgers Won’t Let Covid Go. Should He?

Spike Eskin vs. the Bronsexuals

Narrated: The Dodgers Aren't Breaking Baseball and There is No Owner-Led Media Conspiracy

The Dodgers Aren't Breaking Baseball and There is No Owner-Led Media Conspiracy

Narrated: Why Local Sports Coverage Is Dying

Here's the Colin Cowherd Video

Why Local Sports Coverage Is Dying

Colin Cowherd

Narrated: The Democrats' WNBA Problem

The Democrats' WNBA Problem

Narrative: I Think Adam Silver Quietly Changed the Caitlin Clark Rules

I Think Adam Silver Quietly Changed the Caitlin Clark Rules

Narrated: An Uncomfortable Truth About Steph Curry and the Warriors

An Uncomfortable Truth About Steph Curry and the Warriors

Narrated: How the 49ers Turned a Car Accident Into a Conspiracy Theory

How the 49ers Turned a Car Accident Into a Conspiracy Theory

Narrated: Two Theories on Why Portland Would Lose the Blazers

Two Theories on Why Portland Would Lose the Blazers

Jack Mac on Gender Wars, WNBA Fandom, Political Vibes

Narrated: How Sophie Cunningham Became the Non-Left's New Hero

How Sophie Cunningham Became the Non-Left's New Hero

Narrated: Tom Dundon's Real Leverage Play: The NBA's Cheapest Owner Has Portland Right Where He Wants It

Ryan Glasspiegel on ESPN Layoffs, Ryan Clark, Sophie Cunningham, Tom Dundon

Tom Dundon's Real Leverage Play: The NBA's Cheapest Owner Has Portland Right Where He Wants It

Narrated: How Ryan Clark Really Got Fired from ESPN

How Ryan Clark Really Got Fired from ESPN

Narrated: The Bill James Theory That Keeps Me Believing in Caitlin Clark

The Bill James Theory That Keeps Me Believing in Caitlin Clark

Narrated: Are the NFL Stat Geeks Actually Arrogant?

Saam Esfandiari, Our Sports Renaissance Man

Are the NFL Stat Geeks Actually Arrogant?

Narrated: England's Collapse: Why "Playing It Safe" Loses Games Across Every Sport

Nate Jones Explains the NBA CBA

England's Collapse: Why "Playing It Safe" Loses Games Across Every Sport

Narrated: QB Rankings and the Brock Purdy Secret Hidden in Plain Sight

QB Rankings and the Brock Purdy Secret Hidden in Plain Sight

Narrated: The Curious MAGA Kabuki Celebrity of Sophie Cunningham

The Curious MAGA Kabuki Celebrity of Sophie Cunningham

Narrated: Louis CK and the Millennial Disease of "This Used to Be Better"

Louis CK and the Millennial Disease of "This Used to Be Better"

Narrated: The Spurs Just Rewarded Internet Revenge

The Spurs Just Rewarded Internet Revenge

Narrated: The Secret Reason America Is About to Take Back Basketball

The Secret Reason America Is About to Take Back Basketball

Narrated: Why Free Youth Soccer Wouldn't Save Team USA

Why Free Youth Soccer Wouldn't Save Team USA

Narrated: Why We (Still) Suck at Soccer and Always Might

Why We (Still) Suck at Soccer and Always Might

Narrated: The Trump Balogun Controversy Exposed Two Different Sports Cultures

The Trump Balogun Controversy Exposed Two Different Sports Cultures

Spike Eskin on Jaylen Brown in Philly, Supremacy of Wrong Takes

Narrated: Why Jaylen Brown Sets Off the "Dog Whistle" Debate

Why Jaylen Brown Sets Off the "Dog Whistle" Debate

Narrated: Jaylen Brown Is the New NBA's First True Casualty

Jaylen Brown Is the New NBA's First True Casualty

Narrated: Freddy Adieu: The Mystery of FreddyLA7 and Why He Was Driven Off X

Justin Termine on Hot NBA Topics!

Freddy Adieu: The Mystery of FreddyLA7 and Why He Was Driven Off X

Narrated: The Giants' Pride Firestorm Comes for the Press Box

Testing Out In-Article Narrations

The Giants' Pride Firestorm Comes for the Press Box

Narrated: Jaylen Brown and the NBA Analytics RACE WAR

Jaylen Brown and the NBA Analytics RACE WAR

Narrated: LaMelo Ball is Great at His Craft, Bad at His Job, and Might Just Save Minnesota

LaMelo Ball is Great at His Craft, Bad at His Job, and Might Just Save Minnesota

Narrated: New York Times' Dianna Russini Story is Somehow About NYT Hatred of The Athletic

New York Times' Dianna Russini Story is Somehow About NYT Hatred of The Athletic

New Price and More Article Narrations

Ryan Glasspiegel on Tim Bontemps, Alexi Lalas

Buster Posey Can't Deal With a Bay Area Media That Lost Its Mind Over Pride Night

Wosny Lambre on World Cup, Bad New York Fans, Giannis Trade

NBA Draft Night Predictions!!!!

Why MLB Suddenly Folded on Pride Night

A Better PR Strategy for Kevin Durant

Everybody Hates Wemby

Caitlin Clark's Shoe Finally Dropped. Nike Already Missed the Moment

Katie Herzog

Soccer Has Finally, Actually Arrived

Sane Thoughts on SF Giants Pride Controversy

Jalen Brunson's Pay Cut Dominance

Nate Duncan on the NBA Finals

Why Europeans Are Falling in Love With Buc-ee’s America

Steve Kuhn on NBA Finals and Probability Cup

Intrusive Thoughts on Knicks Comeback Classic

World Cup Contest Announcement!

3 Narrations: Trump at the NBA Finals, Thoughts on Refs, The Lower Brow Audience is More Valuable

New Sports Media Rule: The Lower Brow Audience is More Valuable

HoS: Ryan Glasspiegel NBA Finals Special

Thoughts on Refs

Trump at the NBA Finals

Did Adam Silver Create This NBA Finals Hit?

The Knicks Are Breaking My Understanding of Basketball

NBA Finals Sports Predict Edition

Scott Agness, the Man the Indiana Fever Banned for Reporting on Caitlin Clark

Why the Indiana Fever Revoked Scott Agness’ Credential Over Caitlin Clark Coverage

Rich Paul and How Scottie Pippen Became a GOAT Debate Weapon

What DART VS. CARTER Reveals About Sports Media

2 Narrations: Hip-Hop NFL Aesthetics, Red-State Instincts, Why Becky Hammon’s Jalen Brunson Take Was Always Wrong

The Take of the Playoffs on SGA

Why Becky Hammon’s Jalen Brunson Take Was Always Wrong

Thunder Derangement Syndrome Part 2

Hip-Hop NFL Aesthetics, Red-State Instincts

5 Chapters on Memorial Day

Neil Paine on Thunder HATE and "Draftism"

Who Believes in Jalen Brunson's New York Knicks?

Thunder Derangement Syndrome

Ryan Glasspiegel on if sports journalism is DEAD

The Democrats’ New SEC Strategy: Boycott College Sports

MVP is the NBA’s Worst Kept Secret

Is there an anti Caitlin Clark Conspiracy?

3 Narrations: Caitlin Clark, Wemby, Nike Ruining NBA Uniforms

Nike Ruined NBA Uniforms

The Caitlin Clark Panic Is Already Overblown

Will the NBA be Saved by the "Wemby Effect"?

2 Narrations: Libs Give Up on Adam Silver and LeBron GOAT Debate is Over

LeBron Lost the GOAT Debate — Not His Lakers Tenure

The Libs Give Up on Adam Silver

5 Narrations: From Wemby to Vrabel/Russini

Teutonia World: A Super Subscriber Speaks

Sports Media Markets Its Worst Self

This Vrabel/Russini Story Just Won’t Go

The Draymond Green–Austin Rivers Podcast Fight and NBA “Longevity Rot”

Sports Predict: NBA Playoffs and an Authentic NBA Jersey Prize

Bomani Jones on Writing and NBA Legacies

Je Suis Très Fatigué: The Wembanyama Energy Problem

NBC counts its NBA Playoff Ratings Differently than ESPN

Talking Music DATA with Chris Dalla Riva

5 Narrated Chapters: From Nikola Jokić to NHL Viewership Boom

Nikola Jokić's Legacy Will Probably Be Fine

Why I (Eventually) Turned Down Polymarket

Never Apologize for Having Taste

Just Post the Damn Highlights

Jesse Singal Plays Basketball

The NHL's Ratings Surge Has an Awkward Explanation

Monitoring the Situation

5 Narrated Chapters: From Nike to Vrabel

Live with Mike Pesca

Ryan Glasspiegel on Vrabel-Russini, NBA Ratings, Steve Kerr as Broadcaster

What's With You People and the Oklahoma City Thunder?

Nielsen’s Magic Trick and the NBA’s Same Old Story

The Russini-Vrabel Divide: Fans vs. Gatekeepers

The Guber Zone: Angie Mentink and the Crime of Asking a Machine

What Killed Nike?

Narrated: 5 Articles

Wosny Lambre on Sexual Taboos in the Sports Workplace

The WNBA Wants Attention—Just Not This Kind

LaMelo Ball is an Idiot and a Savant

Sports Predict: NBA Playoffs and What We Learned from the Regular Season

The NBA's Solution is More In Stakes than Style

Spike Eskin: NBA, Nike, UBS, Diana Russini

UBS Report: NBA Decline Hurt Nike

Eagles Fan Shows the Flaw in NFL Broadcasting

Narrated: Okay, You Guys Have a Point About the Vrabel–Russini Affair

Narrated: Dianna Russini–Mike Vrabel Controversy Thoughts

Narrated: Does the NBA Really Need 32 Teams?

Narrated: Was Steph Curry Ever the NBA's Best Player?

Tom Haberstroh on the NBA Star Injury EPIDEMIC

Is the NBA App Bad?

Okay, You Guys Have a Point About the Vrabel–Russini Affair

Dianna Russini–Mike Vrabel Controversy Thoughts

Does the NBA Really Need 32 Teams?

Was Steph Curry Ever the NBA's Best Player?

Narrated: The Right’s Misread on Jaden Ivey

Narrated: What's the Matter with Memphis?

Sports Predict MLB Lobby: Should I Become a Baseball Guy?

What's the Matter with Memphis?

MLB Had First Loser Advantage

Ryan Glasspiegel on NBA TOPICS

The Right’s Misread on Jaden Ivey

Kyle Porter: Is This Golf's Moment?

Matt Klinman Tests My Political Compass

Narrated: Are Prediction Markets Better Than Sportsbooks?

Narrated: NBA or MLB: Which league is on top right now?

Are Prediction Markets Better Than Sportsbooks?

Ryan Glasspiegel: MLB vs. NBA

NBA or MLB: Which league is on top right now?

Narrated: Did Nerds Ruin the NBA?

Narrated: Bam Adebayo's 83 is Hated and That's Good

Did Nerds Ruin the NBA?

Arguing WOJ and Luke Kornet on Basketball Illuminati

Bam Adebayo's 83 is Hated and That's Good

Narrated: Luke Kornet vs. Magic City

Luke Kornet vs. Magic City: An Atlanta Hawks Controversy

Andrew Sharp on Anthropic, America, NBA

Narrated: You May Not Be Political, But Politics Finds You

Narrated: Sports Culture War State of the Union

Sherman Alexie

You May Not Be Political, But Politics Finds You

Sports Culture War State of the Union

What did Casey Wasserman Actually Do?

Mike Pesca on Eileen Gu and Patriotism Decline

The NBA Needs Reforms, Not Gimmicks

KD Burner Gate

Ryan Glasspiegel on Bad Bunny Super Bowl Data, NBA All-Star Discontent, Casey Wasserman Epstein Cancellation

NFL Bad Bunny: Undecided Whale Explains it All

John Middlekauff

Rob Henderson

Big Super Bowl Prizes!

Chuck Klosterman

Real Rooney Rule Has Never Been Tried!

Mike Pesca

Should the NFL All 22 Itself?

Kat Rosenfield

The NBA vs. Trump Era Returns?

Tyler Dunne

Ryan Glasspiegel

NFL Thoughts: A Contrarian Theory on Who the NFL's Best Player is and a Reader Dumps on Justin Herbert

HoS: Tom Haberstroh

HoS: Spike Eskin

An Odd Theory on Justin Herbert Apologism

HoS: Dieter Kurtenbach Goes DEEP on Doomed San Francisco 49ers

Special Teams, Special Contest!

Does Locker Drama Matter?