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Jason Kelce Is Sending His Piss to the Data Centers?

Jason Kelce’s bizarre new ad taps into a deeper backlash against AI, data centers and the modern world

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Ethan Strauss
Aug 20, 2026
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Former Eagles center and current celebrity hopeful Jason Kelce is everywhere. He’s on the ESPN Monday Night Football halftime desk. He’s announcing games for NFL Network. He’s sending a jar of his piss to AI data centers. Wait what? Does this represent an earnest form of angry comedy? Is this a cynical corporate ploy to channel deeply felt public anger?

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