House of StraussNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM Guy0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:52-7:52Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM GuyEthan StraussAug 13, 2025∙ Paid9ShareAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesNarrated: The Blazers Fired a Man for What He Tweeted at 15Oct 2 • Ethan StraussNarrated: A’ja Wilson and the WNBA’s Imaginary Evil Fever FanOct 1 • Ethan StraussNarrated: The NHL Is Hilariously Horny for New FansSep 30 • Ethan StraussHouse of Glass Episode 1! NFL Greed and Drama EditionSep 29 • Ethan StraussNarrated: In Defense of the Sacramento Kings’ Hot Mic WomenSep 29 • Ethan StraussNarrated: The NFL’s Global Problem: They Already Have a FootballSep 28 • Ethan StraussAndrew Sharp Against Domed NFL StadiumsSep 28 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Why the Nic Cage Madden Movie Looks TerribleSep 25 • Ethan Strauss