House of StraussNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM Guy0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:52-7:52Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM GuyEthan StraussAug 13, 2025∙ Paid9ShareAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesHoS: Sarah HaiderDec 17 • Ethan StraussHoS: Mike Sando on what the hell happened to QuarterbacksDec 16 • Ethan StraussHoS: Matt WelchDec 12 • Ethan StraussHoS: Dieter Kurtenbach on the IGNORED 49ers and how NFL Media WorksDec 5 • Ethan StraussNarrated: My BoyDec 3 • Ethan StraussHoS: Spike Eskin on Eagles ANGST Nov 24 • Ethan StraussHoS: Mike PescaNov 22 • Ethan StraussHoS: Jordan Rogers on Steph Curry Ditching UANov 18 • Ethan Strauss