Share this postCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMoreHouse of StraussNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM Guy0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:52-7:52Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM GuyEthan StraussAug 13, 2025∙ Paid7Share this postCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMoreShareAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesNarrated: Marc Maron's Comedy Special is Good, but his Takes on Free Speech are BadAug 13 • Ethan StraussHoS: Andrew Sharp on if this is the best time to be a sports fanAug 12 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Klutch Sports' Quiet TakeoverAug 8 • Ethan StraussHoS: Nate Jones on ESPN NFL, WWE DealsAug 7 • Ethan StraussHoS: Sarah Hepola on America's re-embrace of "tatas, uptops, boobs"Aug 7 • Ethan Strauss and Sarah HepolaPesca Random Offense PlusAug 6 • Ethan StraussNarrated: ESPN’s New Katie Feeney Hire, and the Quiet Panic Behind ItAug 5 • Ethan Strauss