House of StraussNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM Guy0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:52-7:52Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM GuyEthan StraussAug 13, 2025∙ Paid9ShareAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesHoS: Steve Kuhn on CRAZY Kicker Value20 hrs ago • Ethan StraussHoS: Amin Elhassan on Kawhi/Ballmer, Pablo Finding Out21 hrs ago • Ethan StraussRandom Offense: Ryan GlasspiegelSep 27 • Ethan StraussNarrated: One More Quick Thought on KimmelgateSep 25 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Jimmy Kimmel Fights Back as Trump's FCC Tries to Break Old MediaSep 25 • Ethan StraussHoS NFL Week 3: New Kickoff Style = Huge Advantage? Sep 23 • Ethan StraussHoS: Rob HendersonSep 22 • Ethan StraussHoS: Dave Dameshek, Sports ArbiterSep 16 • Ethan Strauss