House of StraussNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM Guy0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:52-7:52Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM GuyEthan StraussAug 13, 2025∙ Paid9ShareAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesTyler DunneJan 23 • Ethan StraussRyan GlasspiegelJan 23 • Ethan StraussHoS: Tom HaberstrohJan 15 • Ethan StraussHoS: Spike EskinJan 13 • Ethan StraussHoS: Dieter Kurtenbach Goes DEEP on Doomed San Francisco 49ersJan 9 • Ethan StraussSpecial Teams, Special Contest!Jan 8 • Ethan StraussHoS: Sarah HaiderDec 17, 2025 • Ethan StraussHoS: Mike Sando on what the hell happened to QuarterbacksDec 16, 2025 • Ethan Strauss