House of StraussNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM Guy0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:52-7:52Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: You Too Can Be a 4:30 AM GuyEthan StraussAug 13, 2025∙ Paid9ShareAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesSpike Eskin on Jaylen Brown in Philly, Supremacy of Wrong TakesJul 3 • Ethan StraussJustin Termine on Hot NBA Topics!Jul 1 • Ethan StraussRyan Glasspiegel on Tim Bontemps, Alexi LalasJun 24 • Ethan StraussWosny Lambre on World Cup, Bad New York Fans, Giannis TradeJun 23 • Ethan StraussKatie HerzogJun 18 • Ethan StraussNate Duncan on the NBA FinalsJun 13 • Ethan StraussSteve Kuhn on NBA Finals and Probability CupJun 11 • Ethan Strauss3 Narrations: Trump at the NBA Finals, Thoughts on Refs, The Lower Brow Audience is More ValuableJun 10 • Ethan Strauss