House of StraussNarrated: We Are Schrödinger's Cat1021×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -6:14-6:14Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.Narrated: We Are Schrödinger's CatEthan StraussApr 10, 2025102ShareTranscriptAudio version of this article is up.House of Strauss is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.SubscribeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesKat Rosenfield on the Cornell 7Oct 9 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Why Does This Micromanaging NFL Nepobaby Need Media Protection?Oct 9 • Ethan StraussNarrated: GQ’s Bizarre, “Heated” Macklin Celebrini ProfileOct 8 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Justin Herbert Watch: Are the Chargers Trying to Unlock the Wrong Quarterback?Oct 7 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Sports Brands Are Still Afraid Like It’s 2018Oct 7 • Ethan StraussNarrated: The Backlash to the Blazers’ Braiden Bell FiringOct 7 • Ethan StraussHouse of Glass 2: The Athletic Wants Sophie Cunningham Out of Indiana?!Oct 6 • Ethan StraussNarrated: The Blazers Fired a Man for What He Tweeted at 15Oct 2 • Ethan Strauss