House of StraussNarrated: Grave Dancing is Bad0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -7:23-7:23Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of House of StraussSubscribe to listenNarrated: Grave Dancing is BadEthan StraussAug 02, 2025∙ Paid5ShareAudio version of this article is up. This was one that inspired multiple rhetorical explosions on ChatBCC. This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inHouse of StraussA podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. A podcast about sports, politics, the future and technology. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeEthan StraussRecent EpisodesKat Rosenfield on the Cornell 7Oct 9 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Why Does This Micromanaging NFL Nepobaby Need Media Protection?Oct 9 • Ethan StraussNarrated: GQ’s Bizarre, “Heated” Macklin Celebrini ProfileOct 8 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Justin Herbert Watch: Are the Chargers Trying to Unlock the Wrong Quarterback?Oct 7 • Ethan StraussNarrated: Sports Brands Are Still Afraid Like It’s 2018Oct 7 • Ethan StraussNarrated: The Backlash to the Blazers’ Braiden Bell FiringOct 7 • Ethan StraussHouse of Glass 2: The Athletic Wants Sophie Cunningham Out of Indiana?!Oct 6 • Ethan StraussNarrated: The Blazers Fired a Man for What He Tweeted at 15Oct 2 • Ethan Strauss